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When It Comes to My Child, I Will Smile in My Mugshot Hoodie
$31.00
This one says what every protective parent already knows.The “When It Comes to My Child, I Will Smile in My Mugshot” hoodie is bold, unapologetic, and rooted in the mindset of preparedness and protection. Designed with a gritty mugshot-style graphic and distressed lettering, this hoodie makes a powerful statement without needing to explain itself.It’s not about violence...it’s about boundaries, responsibility, and doing whatever it takes to protect what matters most.Why you’ll love it:Warm, comfortable hoodie perfect for everyday wearSoft interior with durable outer fabricClassic unisex fit for easy layeringHigh-quality print built to lastPerfect for:Parents with a no-nonsense mindsetCooler range days or casual wearThose who believe preparedness is a lifestyleMaking a statement without saying a wordThis hoodie isn’t for everyone and that’s the point.🖤 Protective. Prepared. Unapologetic.
Size |
Body length |
Full body length |
Body width |
Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
XS |
26" |
26" |
18" |
32 1/2" |
S |
27" |
27" |
20" |
33" |
M |
28" |
28" |
22" |
34" |
L |
29" |
29" |
24" |
35" |
XL |
30" |
30" |
26" |
36" |
2XL |
31" |
31" |
28" |
37" |
3XL |
32" |
32" |
30" |
38" |
4XL |
33" |
33" |
32" |
39" |
5XL |
34" |
30" |
34" |
40" |